The World’s Most Confusing Conversation

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…is what occurs when it gradually becomes clear, over the course of a Dadaist five minutes, that your husband has Kate Upton and Kate Middleton mixed up.

For future reference: Kate Middleton is certainly not dating Mark Sanchez. No one from Victoria’s Secret has been talking trash about her. Kate Upton does not have a balding husband. No one has airbrushed the top of Kate Middleton’s vulva.

Okay?